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Friday, June 19, 2009

OMG IT DIED.

So yes. My blog died.
Ha. No surprise there. Am sorry to those who check this thing often.
But I'm more active at my wordpress account. >__>;;

Link: http://www.narcissistickarp.wordpress.com
I might revive my blog though. So yeah. >.>

Mesh worked hard at 5:26 PM

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Something New To Kill

Mesh is back on WordPress again! WOOT~
This means I have another blog to kill. ;3 But seriously, why do I even kill the blogs I own?

Even up till now I have no idea as to why exactly I kill my blogs. All I know is that they eventually for the lack of new posts and the lack of interest. I guess I'm one of those people who get excited over little things and then end up killing them. It's nothing to be proud of really. And I didn't really want to kill my old blog, old livejournal, old myspace blog, and my old friendster. It just sorta happened. For the lack of a better reason, I'm blaming poor time management. I mean, I have the topics to talk about, and I have the laptop to do so, but sometimes I just lose track of time when I'm chatting, playing Sorority Life, Adobe PS-ing, watching videos, and (the most timeconsuming of all) designing a blog layout--manually, because my Dad won't get me Dreamweaver -sulk-.

I guess this blogpost is to sorta tell you why on Earth I don't like updating my blogs, livejournals, wordpresses and other stuff. So, with all that said and done, I guess it's time for me to do other stuff.

And yes, I am designing a blog layout. But when I saw the other blog layouts, I automatically felt weak and inferior, so I'm trying to make better layouts--which I have never done before, but still. >,> Wish me luck!

Labels: dead blogs, making layouts, new wordpress

Mesh worked hard at 9:08 AM

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Meshikarp: The Lazy Hard-worker.

To tell you the truth, I am the laziest person you would ever know. I starve myself because I don't want to get up from my seat and walk to the fridge or cabinet to grab a quick snack. I sleep in my science class because I don't feel like keeping my eyes open the whole period to watch a movie. My closet and my room turned into a jungle because I rarely clean it; to tell you the truth, there was a time when I couldn't even see the carpet on the floor. O_O I enslaved the class secretary because I, the president, is too damn lazy to do my own job. The past guys I have dated became my slaves, following and abiding my every whim. My younger siblings turned into my servants and often disliked me for being such a slob. I am the only one who never studied Martial Arts because I feel that it requires constant practice. I only like yoga because you barely do anything, you just do complicated poses and then meditate. I walk the mile.

So tell me, how the hell does Meshi, (possibly) the laziest slob in the entire world, put way too much effort in the things she have done?

To be honest, I have absolutely no idea. I tried asking the Moon, but then my neck hurt from looking up at the sky too much. I tried asking my friends and they told me, "Because you're Meshi." What. The. Fuck. Will someone please tell me what the hell does that phrase mean? I keep staring at my room's ceiling trying to decipher that phrase, but after a few seconds, I get tired of it and just go to sleep and dream about pleasant things like icecream, fudge, milk and cookies shake, and other stuff that I'm not allowed to have for breakfast but is dying to eat it in the morning.

I guess you don't know the things that I put effort in, right?
Well just take TCO as an example. TCO, or The Clairvoyant Ones, is my HP RP in KHQ. It eventually died. I know why the hell that happened but still, I really don't think that it should have died just because of that. I want to go to a corner, sulk and go emo about it. But I have no idea how to go emo. All I know is that you cut your wrist--which is something I am too chicken to do. Other than that, the corners of our house usually have something so I can't really go to a corner. All I can do is sulk. But then again, I really don't think I can sulk when I know that there's vanilla icecream and fudge bars in our fridge. Oh. And we have oreos. O_O Gasp. I can make milk and cookies shake. YAY. :D

O_O Gah. I got sidetracked.

So yeah. Other than TCO, I'm currently working on a forum with my awesome triplets, Kris and Reese. And well, I'm putting way too much effort again. >.> I'd love to give you a link to it but it's still under construction and it's on its maintenance mode. When it's done, I'll be sure to rub it in your faces and advertise it here, in my LJ, Plurk, Facebook, and other sites I have joined. :D

Labels: hard-worker, lazy, mesh

Mesh worked hard at 12:21 PM

Thursday, May 21, 2009

I have summer school. lolwut. >;;

WHAT THE FUDGING JELLO IS UP WITH THIS MOTHERFUDGING SUMMER SCHOOL ISSUE?! .O.

OH MY FUDGING BUDDHA. I have summer school. Gah. NO! That just..that just ruins the whole idea of summer! Summer school would be from June 1st to June 19th. LIKE ZOMFB. What the jello? That's taking away three freaking weeks from my blissful summer life. But that's only the first semester. THERE'S STILL A FUDGING SECOND SEMESTER!

No!! THAT IS TORTURE RIGHT THERE. FUDGING TORTILLA RIGHT THERE, I TELL YOU! >.>;;

I mean, there is this possibility that I wouldn't have to go to summer school if I didn't want to, but still. Being enrolled in the summer school program makes me feel obliged to attend the classes. TT____TT Other than that, it would be a bit fun because I would get a heads up in making friends and wouldn't be at a total loss in my first day of school at BHS.

But still..summer school + Mesh = Mesh dying of boredom // Mesh on hiatus

Labels: fail, summer

Mesh worked hard at 8:43 PM

Farewell to my touchscreen phone. ... wait. WHAT?!

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Oh. Just when I thought this day couldn't get any better, I am faced with the fact that I my touchscreen LG Vu phone might go bye-bye. Like holy shit. Are you fudging cerial?

Okay. So I don't have to say goodbye to it. Well, yet. LIKE ZOMFB. I may have to say bye-bye to my LG Vu because my Dad is going abroad, and he's canceling our AT&T (jsyk, it's a phone company) account which means my LG Vu might go bye-bye. TT________TT
I know I'm going to sound like some bratty, snotty, posh, spoiled girl who was told that she can't have a pony for her birthday, but still. WAAAAH. GAAAH. GOODBYE TO THE MOST AWESOMEST PHONE I EVER GOT?! ARE YOU FUDGING KIDDING ME? JELLO NO!

Well, I do have another phone: my Kyocera Wildcard, a flip phone with two keyboards (a 9-key one and a QWERTY keypad). But still. IT DOESN'T HAVE MUSIC! GAAAAH. >.> I DON'T WANT TO GIVE MY PHONE AWAY. NO. NO. NO. NOOOO!!

Labels: bye bye lg vu, fail

Mesh worked hard at 8:42 PM

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Narcissism ahoy;;

My pseudonym is Mesh Chua. People call me Mesh, Meshi, and even Meshikarp. I am an absolute girl. 100% real. No surgeries, botox or any of those shit that makes a person fake. I am currently 14, turning 15 next May 2nd. My friends tell me I am short. Maybe I am, because I'm only 5' 3" or something along those lines. They say I'm short, I say I'm 'funsized'! Ha!

My friends also tell me that I am too damn skinny and they would bitchslap me until I eat. Sometimes they would drag my ass to a buffet. Well, I do eat, I eat a lot. But what I eat isn't exactly healthy. Meh, at least I'm eating right? I am a Taurus and a Year of the Boar, so that's probably why I am as stubborn as hell. I love icecream. Vanilla icecream with chocolate fudge swirls and a sweet strawberry to top it all of. My god, that would be Heaven on Earth.

I have a knack for being lazy. Yep. Being lazy as hell is my other talent. I am so lazy that I don't even eat because I don't want to get up and eat. My God. I wonder how I continue to lose weight when I barely do anything. As lazy as I may be, I tend to exert all my energy in the internet, hence the tl;dr posts at some places that you just might be lucky enough to find. Hence this tl;dr profile post. Lulz.

I used to be a Photoshopper, in fact, I use Adobe PS CS. Hellz yeah. It is teh epiK awesomeness. Somehow since school started, I grew kinda weary of it and so I think I lost some of mah skillz. -shot, shot- But oh well, with my lazy attitude right now, I probably wouldn't get back photoshopping till school ends. And last but not the least, I am ASIAN. HA! I was born in the Philippines. In Manila, to be precise. I moved to [Southern] California in September '07. Hellz yeah. I got used to the 'American way' so I sorta get tongue-tied when I try to pronounce some Tagalog words and sometimes, I just blank out and not know what the hell that word means.

All in all, I am one of those random, epiK, conceited and narcissistic Asian chicks that you should never cross. Because when I'm pissed, I'm pissed. Believe it! Ha!

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